Thursday, May 31, 2007

Bleeps from the past

I couldn't believe today when I pulled up my Napster start page - with is on the Electronica page - and saw the featured album was by Jean Michel Jarre. It's been a long time since I was into his work, at the time well ahead of the electronica curve. Maybe Napster somehow knew I was trolling the favourites of my youth today with a monster ELO-fest. Anyway I started listening to Teo and Tea and you know what, it's pretty darned good. If you're all into electronic or used to be a Jarre/Vangelis/KraftWerk/<insert 80s electro-pop band of your choice> you might want to give it a try.

Here's a link to listen to it for free on Napster - Téo & Téa

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

When the US leaves Iraq...

I'm not going to say 'if the US leaves Iraq' - it has to be inevitable right? I mean we know that the only reason we are still there is because

  • George Bush doesn't to be on record as having "lost" a war
  • The Republicans want to make sure that job of leaving and cleaning up will be done on the Democrats time - guaranteeing that Republicans can blame Democrats for screwing up Iraq. Within a decade you can rest assured most Americans will believe that it was the Democrats who invaded Iraq in the first place.

My biggest worry is that surely if the US pulls out then why on Earth wont the Iranian just roll in their tanks the next day? They have been busy keeping the diplomats busy rattling their nuclear option, but in the mean time all they have to do is invade Iraq and get all that oil and a strategic increase in land and Shiite followers for the cause. Even better because the Americans did the exact same thing they can do it themselves with impunity because

  • The Americans already made a case for unilateral preemptive strikes
  • They can simply cite "spreeding freedom" as the justification
  • The Americans' already wiped out any ability for Iraq to defend itself
  • There is no way the Americans will return once they pull out

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Sicker too...

I forgot to mention that Gen A to E will be sicker too. Thanks to Michael Moore and his new movie Sicko for reminding us of the insanity and embarrassment of USA being the only major industrialized nation to not have free universal health care.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Generation A to E - Poorer, weaker, dumber...

Begin rant

If you read this blog you should already know that thanks to Bush Americans are on average poorer than ever before, not to mention enjoying relatively lower standards of living compared to Europe. Americans can mock Europe's socialized medicine all they want but ask them how they would feel about 5 to 6 weeks of vacation a year. I've yet to find a politician who could spin that as bad for you... of course could just tell you that you're busy working hard pursuing the American dream and you don't need all that vacation - working hard is patriotic, yada, yada, yada... Unforunately people are dumb enough to fall for that and not even think about why when standards are supposedly improving they need to work more and more and more...

And if you have half a brain you'd realize that pissing away over $1 trillion dollars (folks that's $3,333 per man, woman, child and illegal immigrant) on fighting Iraq has lead us to the point where we can only blow hot air at other nations who dare defy Uncle Sam. Team USA invade Iran? Not happening. Attack North Korea? No way. All of a sudden Bush thinks maybe he'll give diplomacy a chance. Scratch from the table that his own country would be rioting (not just protesting this time) in the streets if there was another war started in The (Old) White (boys) man (club) House. The US simply doesn't have the resources at hand to do engage any more enemy combatants, I mean it can't even protect its own borders, let alone remote ones.

But the latest revelation is that oh boy, this country has gone dumb and dumber. The simple fact that the above are true is a testament to that fact. A smart populace doesn't put up with declining living standards, a smart populace doesn't support policies that actually make the country more vulnerable. Now we find that America has become a bunch of telly addicts and the media refuses to cover anything but pulp fiction. Anything remotely like an "issue" is off limits so we can become comfortably numb while we become comfortably dumb.

This shouldn't be any surprise to anyone who has been near a school recently and knows how instead of education the prime occupation of kids these days is remembering their A to Es - that's endless streams of A to E answers to multi-choice questions. Whatever happened to essay questions, or completely open ended questions where you might have to express and think for yourself? If all you've ever experienced is A to E questions where the right answer is on the paper somewhere (just roll the dice...) what that heck are you supposed to do in real life where the real answer is something you have to provide? Instead we now have some kind of institutionalized knowledge welfare where everyone expects at every step of the way to be handed a guaranteed right answer to life, the universe and everything on a plate. All they have to do is roll the dice and pick that answer - and if they don't, well they just got unlucky. Whatever happened to just "using your loaf?" (brain).

Instead kids are busy learning to talk with text and email abbreviations (BRB, BF, ROTFL etc.) they are also busy assimilating their entire knowledge base as some bizarre DNA like encoding of DABCEABCDEBABCDCAABEEACEDADBE... etc. and that is supposed to be their and this country's key to prosperity. My only question is just how bad does it have to get before this country just starts falling apart, I'll give it a generation at most so it won't be the global warming that gets us, it'll be global (or in this case local) dumbing that does it...

Assisting that increasing dumbness (and numbness) is America's collective obsession with "faith in god" which statistics claim is something like 90%. But when you really look at it you find that these days more people either don't believe, or don't have any strong convictions than those who are regular church going theists who have any clue of what they really believe (and even if you go to church on a weekly basis it has no real bearing on whether you actually believe or know what you believe - I've heard at some churches there's free food and wine available followed by a good old sing song, doesn't sound so bad...). I guess it shouldn't really come as any surprise that if America was going to do religion it would do it at least as badly as it does everything else these days (diplomacy, economics, health care, welfare, education). And yet the media continues to pander to the deep pocketed god-corps as freely as it does other corporations, so there really is no breaking out of their stranglehold any more than we can escape from the tyranny of the A to E generation. Sigh. Try and get some real publicity for non religious "free thought" and you'll be ostracized and ridiculed just like homosexuals and racial minorities were just a few decades ago.

Oy.

End of rant

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Zen and the Art of Hot Dogs

A nice little "joke" about Zen and hot dogs that was mentioned by Christopher Hitchens:

Did you hear the one about the Zen Master who said to the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything?"
The hot dog vendor hands him one with everything. The Zen master hands him a $20 bill and the vendor pockets it.
"What about my change?" asked the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change comes only from within."

Thursday, May 17, 2007

This morning I laughed out loud on the drive to work when I heard Bush say this:

I admire Paul Wolfowitz. I admire his heart and I particularly admired his focus on helping the poor."

My immediate thought was, yes he really did well for his poor girlfriend, gave her one big fat pay raise to get her out of poverty. Yeah, that Wolfie, one heck of a guy...

Of course by the end of the day he probably got his own big fat hand out from the World Bank in return from his resignation. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a nice tax free World Bank retirement policy included to boot.

Democracy - sold out!

Tonight I was lucky enough to attend a special preview performance of Josh Kornbluth's new monologue called "Citizen Josh". It was at once fun, entertaining and thought provoking with a distinctly more political bent than normal - that's great for me since Josh is "one of my guys" but it may make it harder to tour with the performance. Better hope he doesn't experience a Mike Daisey style audience coup!

Anyway,early in the show Josh postulated that perhaps America had done so much "exporting of Democracy" in the past few year that it had simple run out of it at home. Sold out, gone, dried up - no more democracy for you. I know what he means, it certainly feels like that at times. What's a country to do? Well the rest of the monologue is all about that and Citizen Josh got his groove back and rekindled his democratic flame. Nicely done Josh.

Books are good mmmkay

While browsing books in the book lined basement of City Lights bookstore (San Francisco) it occurred to me that they use up an awful lot of trees to make books. No great revelation there - there's a reason they (geeks) call printed media "thin tree format". However trees are made of carbon which means growing trees, turning them into paper and then storing them, often for hundreds of years must have taken an awful lot of carbon out of play. Yes, books are our very own knowledge based carbon sequestration technique. We should be burning or recylcing books but just filling our basements, garages, and homes with them. What a thought, buying books is patriotic!

But then again I have to wonder, does it take more carbon emissions to produce each book than that which is stored in the book on the shelf? If so maybe it is time for low carbon emissions eco-friendly books.