Saturday, October 09, 2004

The best excuse ever

Courtesy of tonight's second Presidential debate the people of America now have the best excuse ever for pretending they never received an email. All they need do is tell the sender "I'm sorry, I must have logged into the wrong Internet". That's because tonight George Bush, leader of the "free" world indicated there was a plurality of Internets when talking about that vicious rumour "that's going around on the Internets" regarding a draft.

I guess he was just trying to out do Gore who only "took the initiative" for one Internet. Bush clearly swung into winning position by that old dictum "If something's worth doing, its worth doing twice".

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