Sunday, October 05, 2003

Nascar Dads - they've got the whole world in their hands

I guess I'm somewhat behind the times, but this week was the first time I'd heard the term "Nascar Dads". Nascar dad sits on the couch, MGD in hand and watches the cars go around and around in a perpetual left turn, waiting for the eventual crash and burn. Its kind of like watching political candidates go around and around with their spin, waiting for the eventual media induced crash and burn. And there you have it, another Governor Grab-ass or President Grab-Intern (in the cash of Bill Clinton) goes to the wall.

As it happens, the future of the world appears to rest in lap of faithful couch-sitting, beer chugging Nascar Dad since he is now the voter with the greatest inclination to vote for the Republican pipe-dream. Apparently Nascar Dad has bought into the "strong father figure" image that GWB and his NeoCons are selling the country. The strong father figure leader tells tales of necessary hardships where Nascar Dad must take one for the team while the tax cuts go to the strongest for the better of the whole. The strong father figure leader acts agressively to defend the family and again Nascar Dads must expect to take a few more for the team at the front line to defend the home territory.

Here is the full story of just who is voting for Republicans now, and why Nascar Dads don't vote for Democrats any more.

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